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nothing on the internet is "rare"
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don't ride too close behind people on forX tracks
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shotguns make terrible earplugs
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don't get teh cancer
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the american flag is not a good design motif
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If a plan sounds insane in the planning stage, go with your gut.
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if you want a gold upload star, take some pictures at a khan
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stay away from the sausage
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don't be a whiny idiot
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don't be an idiot
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when reheating leftover mexican food, microwaved sour cream is nasty
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those bedsores won't sync your browser sessions
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he is an idiot who is mentally ill
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babies are not to be trusted
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being butch gay isn't an excuse for being a jerk
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I don't watch movies, because I've seen The Nutty Professor II, and it's garbage
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do not leave a shot glass of alcohol next to a shot glass of bleach
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if you have difficulty pulling a tall chair up to a tall table, pull the table instead
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do not work where i work
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do not eat asparagus
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tevan will kick your ass in words with friends
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Saying 'answer quickly', typing in all caps and/or using multiple exclamation marks does not result in a faster response.
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soccer will not effect world peace
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tiny is not actually tiny
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Teemu Salami hates us all!!!!!